I am aware that my phone is more of a bad fashion accessory than a phone atm. I’m trying to buy something through classified ads and people are telling me they can’t ring me or text me until I do it first. People are getting their cars stopped [ed: by police] on their way to visit me … My arm is in plaster, I need to receive the call from the unknown number – the hospital – to discuss it with them. There’s not much point in me paying the little I do for this phone if it’s only working as a mobile bug for the FASCIST REGIME!

I’ll expand on this but I need that call.

9.45 Expansion: Apparently seniority applies …

I am a political activist and a democratic Socialist. I’m uncertain that there’s much point to being a democratic Socialist atm since we’re all supposed to suffer and die without even being aware of the filthy rich destroying our planet and genociding us. To be a political activist is to be at least a suspected terrorist under our FASCIST REGIME! I have my own policewoman, she probably has some title to do with anti-terrorism but let’s call it engaging in democratic politics since that’s what it is. She’s been known to come to the pub to watch me on CCTV with the manager, yes honestly.

So just recently, I’ve been in a few fights. I’m not 100% certain but what I think generally happens is that someone half my age assaults me expecting me to be unable to reach down to tie my shoelaces for example. The trouble is that I’m quite fit and agile from cycling and after I’ve been drinking I’m also fairly uninhibited and don’t hold back. lamb, repose, lion, battle … So I get assaulted and trounce someone often half my age. I don’t get arrested because it’s legal to defend yourself but the police do seem to help me getting banned from places for defending myself. They also arrest me instead of the cnut driving the car and disregard my rights in custody as a vulnerable adult. Another time a car drove into me and the driver thumps my tooth out … I think that we’re just expected to accept all this siht.