Mr. Spoons, Mr. Spoons
You support a Bullingham Club twat
Veto Ale,
It wasn’t a veto
Why d’you call it veto ale?
Are you …
(a twat, insane, an arse, stupid Tory twat twat)?
Do you read the Telegraph?
[edit: That’s no good – I’ve got a much better draft than that}
I object to Mr.Spoons sucking up to camra and camra promoting Mr.Spoons chain of public houses. Mr.Spoons could do far more to promoting [edit: promote} local, real beer instead and camra should refrain from promoting a s**t pub chain and Mr.Spoons’s associated political agenda (I phrased that politely and the pome may engage artistic licence).
[edit: camra should realise that they can’t promote Mr.Spoons’s crap pubs without also promoting Mr. Spoon’s political agenda. He uses his pub chain to promote his polical views. camra should not be involved.}
Some people have got ‘it’!
(I bet that scares the ptsb so much:)
19/5/12
*’it’: A collection of characteristics including intelligence and wit together with some far less obvious ones.