Thought of the Day was just on BBC Radio 4. I had to switch it off at the first mention of Jesus. FM, these insane God-squadders assume that they know Jesus personally. That’s part of their illness, that they assume that they’re living a divine life when often they’re just mass-murdering mass-murderers or supporters of mass-murdering mass-murderers using religion as a pretext. Is there a difference?

Anyway back to today’s Thoughts of the Day, I was intending a light one today about how things often go wrong when you’re on a deadline. I’m still isolating having caught Covid, very nearly over it now but FM can that sneak up on you when you’re not expecting it and on a deadline? That can knock you out for a week at least. Imagine you had the work’s laptop at home too because of that looming deadline. I suppose that someone could collect the work’s laptop if you put it in the freezer overnight, but how do you get it from the freezer to the front door? You can hardly leave it outdoors all night.

Then there’s a simple puncture of course – you need to race those so-important documents to the airport. They’re so important plans for World War 3. Oh FM you got a puncture, that’s a nasty big nail in your tyre. You can’t help it of course, could strike at any time and there’s no spare.

FM, you stood on your glasses, had to wear some emergency ones and all those shipping containers got sent to Ireland, Iran and Iraq instead of Israel. They could take months to get back on course.