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Prime Minister David Cameron is to announce that:

• Jobcentres are to transition to a role closer to that of employment agencies.
• A commitment to reduce unemployment to a period of two weeks.
• Subsidised placements at full pay for three months for the mature unemployed.

Prime Minister David Cameron said

“We can’t afford to have people unemployed. This initiative is for people in their thirties, forties and fifties. We recognise that these people have considerable skills and experience that is important for our economy and we want to get them back working. I am today announcing a new initiative to get them back into productive employment.”

“We recognise that these people have an important role to play in ensuring that the United Kingdom is a competitive economy. The idea is that Jobcentres will place these people as soon as possible – ideally within two weeks – into a similar work environment. We don’t want people to be unemployed and I am pleased to announce this fundamental change in policy.”

Prime Minister Cameron stressed that that the government was committed to address the issue of the young unemployed – so called NEETs – although this program was addressed at more mature jobseekers.

Isn’t this a constitutional crisis?

We don’t believe your bullshit.

We call you out – This terrorism bullshit is bullshit.

We realise that the Neo-Con terrorism be afraid bullshit is exactly that.

ed: The Rest of the World recognises Neo-Con terrorism bullshit as exactly that. I would hope that it is recognised that Pres. Obama is a different administration. I hope that he shows that he is. I do actually have some faith in him ;)

later edit: faith might be the wrong word but then that’s the word I used… He’s not there for much longer – let’s be easy, eh?

later again edit: actually I commend Obama and I ask you to support his efforts.

And hopefully he’s realise very soon that drones are outrageous.

counter-productive, nasty, so evil that wedding parties are getting …

Let’s make this clear. I want to or I am even supporting Obama. Yes I am. But let’s stop the nonsense. Let’s stop that.

Actually I’ve got distracted. I’d like the Pres to be righteous.

later: OK Pres: Can you please stop the drones? The problem is that the drones are killing the wrong people. To be honest you should realise that there are no terrorists – that it’s all total nonsense.

Anyway, please stop the drones that kill wedding parties. Also, please stop this War on Terrorism bullshit. There are no terrorists. Please come and discuss it with me.

Well of course there are terroritsts. WTF are they? It’s not difficult, is it?