It used to work that I would post and some minion would wake them up

The trouble is that this one (Boris) is an alcoholic

…

and therefore

absent

ed: He is absent / drunk for extended periods.

6.55 He has the attitude that nothing changes while he is absent

7.20 And the real issue – of course – is that the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom is an alcoholic. That’s someone who is pissed all the time.

Got a great slinky, slinky, slinky black cat

His name’s Spider, slinky black cat

Slinky, slinky, slinky, slinky black cat

*Slinky black cat lyrics are released on the please play Slinky black cat music and enjoy licence ;) ed: jazz especially yes please but also all music genres. Slinky black cat music ;)

23/1/20 Not the one on yt. My cat is slinky but his name is Spider.

Got a great slinky, slinky black cat.

He’s great, slinky and black,

Slinky, slinky, slinky black cat